No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
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Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
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I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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