i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Randomize
