Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
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When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
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We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home