Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE