It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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