Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
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Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
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The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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