well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
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I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
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Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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