Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize