R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
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