Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
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