I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
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I think ur my new best friend
I'm not sure how to take this...
that's what happens when you actually use a wire coat hanger.
Haha, imagine if the dead hookers could actually text.
I was wondering what that smell was.
Oh, see how nice would it be to wake up to that