what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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