And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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