just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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