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  • 60 35
    Submitted by ReesesPoofs on Dec 23, 12 at 12:20pm

    Would you happen to be a praying mantis?

  • 67 55
    Submitted by Harly9 on Dec 23, 12 at 12:44pm

    STD is now Slut Turned Deadly. Girl with the killer chlamydia.

  • 59 40
    Submitted by countryboy99 on Dec 23, 12 at 3:32pm

    Maybe the deer you slept with last night.

  • 62 47
    Submitted by Whaaaaa on Dec 23, 12 at 4:40pm

    Go poke it with a stick...

  • 51 43
    Submitted by Malarkey on Dec 23, 12 at 3:20pm

    Rudolph the red rocket reindeer...

  • 47 44
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Dec 23, 12 at 5:40pm

    If it's the guy you slept with, I hope you didn't shoot him.