when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
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Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
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She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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