I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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