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  • 67 60
    Submitted by ThisCantBeReal on Oct 29, 12 at 4:33pm

    Number of times EightyEight's uncle has said "Bring it on, sandy!" while ass fucking him in the basement.

  • 61 66
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Oct 29, 12 at 8:16pm

    Ever listen to the lyrics to that song? It's about Rubin 'Hurricane' Carter, an African-American boxer who may or may not have been framed for murder in the 1960s. Not an actual hurricane. Oy.

    • 40 56
      Submitted by WV_kiwi on Oct 29, 12 at 10:08pm

      spoil sport

    • 48 47
      Submitted by Malicius on Oct 29, 12 at 10:23pm

      This is the story of hurricane.......

      • 42 62
        Submitted by cannabislecter on Oct 30, 12 at 9:30am

        The man the authorities came to claim...

  • 52 61
    Submitted by selkciplj on Oct 29, 12 at 10:46pm

    Where is this man drinking hot toddies? I must marry him, even if he is 90.

  • 55 72
    Submitted by karenina on Oct 29, 12 at 5:10pm

    Hot toddies? Are you 90?

    • 46 51
      Submitted by crockpot on Oct 29, 12 at 7:55pm

      You are lame, hot toddies are amazing. Especially if your sick!

      • 37 59
        Submitted by karenina on Oct 30, 12 at 12:38pm

        The only person I've ever seen drink one was my great-uncle, so I've always associated them with old people. Perhaps I'll try one next time I'm sick, based on your recommendation. :)

  • 51 86
    Submitted by Eightyeight on Oct 29, 12 at 4:16pm

    Eighty Eight