VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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