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  • I thought it was when you realize your drinking limits and no longer get black out drunk and make a sloppy mess of yourself.

    Submitted by janeplaysdirty01 on Jun 10, 10 at 2:02pm
  • Puke and Rally. The sign of a true champion.

    Submitted by slither80 on Jun 11, 10 at 2:23am
  • i don't wanna grow up! i'm a toys'r'us kid...

    Submitted by jasboo on Jun 10, 10 at 12:04pm
  • or that you've finally become an alcoholic.

    Submitted by MoFruity on Jun 10, 10 at 1:17pm
  • At some point, you just have to admit that you're an alcoholic. From there on out, if history is any guide, you're options are limited and you're going to have to realize that the highest level of success that you can achieve in life as a raging alcoholic is becoming a renowned poet, influential author, revolutionary physicist, legendary painter, musical composer, sports hero, politician, military general, or President of the USA. Just sayin'

    Submitted by FistedSister on Jun 11, 10 at 1:22am
  • Yep, Sounds about right.

    Submitted by powerranger on Jun 10, 10 at 10:36am
  • aaaaah... Self-actualization.

    Submitted by meattastic on Jun 10, 10 at 6:35pm
  • I agree with ya there... Kudos!

    Submitted by Bloodknight on Jun 10, 10 at 11:32am
  • I consider successful 1) not blacking out and 2) if I puke, making sure no one knows but me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 10 at 1:56pm
  • I thought it was when u stop black out puking...

    Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jun 10, 10 at 1:39pm