What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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