I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
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