i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
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:) That's thinking ahead
Been there done that!
chuck norris counted to infinti twice
Awww... sober you is always trying to help out drunk you...it's so cute!
I just cleaned out my ass because I know you face would be in it later
my roommate had this kind of foresight. and in fact planned her vomit induced drinking around bathroom cleanings...
skip the toilet, and just sit in the bathtub and or just vomit in there
i have so done that haha. we have this big annual party and as goodie bags for guests: bottle of water, tylenol/motrin, a little bowl for the morning, crackers and handiwipes.
But the bathroom floor is always so nice an cold when you're puking/about to pass out.
OMFG FIRST GUYS LOOOK
yeah cuz that one was funny
Randomly placing pillows on the ground helps against passouts.
Chuck Norris won the World Series Of Poker holding a green uno card, get out of jail free monopoly card and a joker. 3 cards....that's it
6:41 hahaha isn't that from a text a couple weeks ago?? But the other way around...
I always make sure the toilet is clean before I have people over, just in case. I also make sure the bathroom floor is extra clean too. You never know who'll pass out on it :)
6:17 -my brother just died in a fire.. fucked up.
8:02- why does it matter
Yeah it was. I was hoping someone would remember that...
That kind of demonstration of responsibility and forethought proves this texter isn't an alcoholic, just a drunk.
you people seriously need to learn how to spell (6:15 and 6:16)
handle your shit better
OP, thinking ahead, good job.
Always be prepared.