You must be Logged in to post a comment

  • 68 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 4:57am

    :) That's thinking ahead

  • 56 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 12:40am

    chuck norris counted to infinti twice

  • 58 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 9:07pm

    i have so done that haha. we have this big annual party and as goodie bags for guests: bottle of water, tylenol/motrin, a little bowl for the morning, crackers and handiwipes.

  • 48 27
    Submitted by herrrrro on May 7, 10 at 12:10am

    Been there done that!

  • 56 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 2:44pm

    I just cleaned out my ass because I know you face would be in it later

  • 53 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 9:35pm

    my roommate had this kind of foresight. and in fact planned her vomit induced drinking around bathroom cleanings...

  • 48 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 6:20pm

    skip the toilet, and just sit in the bathtub and or just vomit in there

  • 47 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 6:30pm

    I always make sure the toilet is clean before I have people over, just in case. I also make sure the bathroom floor is extra clean too. You never know who'll pass out on it :)

  • 46 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 6:35pm

    But the bathroom floor is always so nice an cold when you're puking/about to pass out.

  • 46 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 2:43am

    Chuck Norris won the World Series Of Poker holding a green uno card, get out of jail free monopoly card and a joker. 3 cards....that's it

  • 48 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 6:20pm

    6:17 -my brother just died in a fire.. fucked up. -THIRTEENTH

  • 47 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 7:03pm

    Yeah it was. I was hoping someone would remember that...

  • 57 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 6:41pm

    Awww... sober you is always trying to help out drunk you...it's so cute!

  • 49 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 8:02pm

    you people seriously need to learn how to spell (6:15 and 6:16)

  • 43 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 10:33pm

    FIVEHUNDREDANDTWENTYSEVENTH

  • 43 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 8:45pm

    That kind of demonstration of responsibility and forethought proves this texter isn't an alcoholic, just a drunk.

  • 41 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 8:41pm

    8:02- why does it matter

  • 48 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 6:15pm

    OMFG FIRST GUYS LOOOK

  • 41 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 7:06pm

    yeah cuz that one was funny

  • 40 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 7:00pm

    6:41 hahaha isn't that from a text a couple weeks ago?? But the other way around...

  • 38 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 6:32pm

    Randomly placing pillows on the ground helps against passouts. TWENTIETH!

  • 43 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 2:28am

    Always be prepared.

  • 38 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 6:24pm

    OP, thinking ahead, good job. 

  • 36 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 6:15pm

    handle your shit better