i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
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:) That's thinking ahead
Been there done that!
Awww... sober you is always trying to help out drunk you...it's so cute!
chuck norris counted to infinti twice
I just cleaned out my ass because I know you face would be in it later
my roommate had this kind of foresight. and in fact planned her vomit induced drinking around bathroom cleanings...
i have so done that haha. we have this big annual party and as goodie bags for guests: bottle of water, tylenol/motrin, a little bowl for the morning, crackers and handiwipes.
But the bathroom floor is always so nice an cold when you're puking/about to pass out.
skip the toilet, and just sit in the bathtub and or just vomit in there
OMFG FIRST GUYS LOOOK
6:41 hahaha isn't that from a text a couple weeks ago?? But the other way around...
Chuck Norris won the World Series Of Poker holding a green uno card, get out of jail free monopoly card and a joker. 3 cards....that's it
Randomly placing pillows on the ground helps against passouts.
yeah cuz that one was funny
I always make sure the toilet is clean before I have people over, just in case. I also make sure the bathroom floor is extra clean too. You never know who'll pass out on it :)
8:02- why does it matter
6:17 -my brother just died in a fire.. fucked up.
Yeah it was. I was hoping someone would remember that...
That kind of demonstration of responsibility and forethought proves this texter isn't an alcoholic, just a drunk.
you people seriously need to learn how to spell (6:15 and 6:16)
handle your shit better
Always be prepared.
OP, thinking ahead, good job.