i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
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:) That's thinking ahead
Been there done that!
I just cleaned out my ass because I know you face would be in it later
chuck norris counted to infinti twice
my roommate had this kind of foresight. and in fact planned her vomit induced drinking around bathroom cleanings...
skip the toilet, and just sit in the bathtub and or just vomit in there
i have so done that haha. we have this big annual party and as goodie bags for guests: bottle of water, tylenol/motrin, a little bowl for the morning, crackers and handiwipes.
Awww... sober you is always trying to help out drunk you...it's so cute!
But the bathroom floor is always so nice an cold when you're puking/about to pass out.
Randomly placing pillows on the ground helps against passouts.
6:17 -my brother just died in a fire.. fucked up.
yeah cuz that one was funny
I always make sure the toilet is clean before I have people over, just in case. I also make sure the bathroom floor is extra clean too. You never know who'll pass out on it :)
OMFG FIRST GUYS LOOOK
6:41 hahaha isn't that from a text a couple weeks ago?? But the other way around...
Chuck Norris won the World Series Of Poker holding a green uno card, get out of jail free monopoly card and a joker. 3 cards....that's it
8:02- why does it matter
you people seriously need to learn how to spell (6:15 and 6:16)
Yeah it was. I was hoping someone would remember that...
handle your shit better
That kind of demonstration of responsibility and forethought proves this texter isn't an alcoholic, just a drunk.
Always be prepared.
OP, thinking ahead, good job.