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  • Actually it is dick 9:37 Dich means "you" in the accusative form (i.e. Ich liebe dich, meaning "I love you", not "I love fat".) , the phlegm noise distincts the two from each other, but nice try attempting to prove me wrong.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 11:10pm
  • U stupid if u believe that shit!!! Punch that fool in the eye just for damn lying!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 1:32am
  • Ive eaten pretzels funnier than this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 8:43pm
  • he was probably fat and has obviously failed to lose any weight therefore has a small cock, according to his theory

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 8:24pm
  • Upic win bruh

    Submitted by KickinItIn2o1o on Jul 22, 10 at 1:21am
  • i definitely dont want to hear about your opinions if you cant spell

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 5:25am
  • I think OP'S theory was "lose a pound, gain an inch" therefore "gain a pound, lose an inch" Fucking hilarious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 10:55pm
  • I agree with 9:55. Why do people constantly say these are fake? Do you know what everyone said while texting last night? Or ever for that matter? No you don't. So stop acting like you do. This could have actually been part of a real conversation.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 10:04pm
  • I dislike when people can't tell the difference between "your" and "you're," however knowledgeable they may be in other areas of life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 1:08am
  • Do y'all think th op was a girl or a guy??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 3:40am
  • Women lose an inch of dick size when they lose 35 lbs? Bahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 9:31pm
  • sounds worth it to me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 12:56pm
  • That guy should've gotten a black eye for having such a little dick AND being fat. And on a side note, it's pretty funny and coincidential but in German "dick" means fat.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 9:21pm
  • LOL sayin the Dude has a small dick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 8:21pm
  • I don't get it? Funny? 

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 8:21pm
  • ummm....7:47, If the OP was a girl why would a guy give her a black eye? Funny how you just assume some random dude would hit a girl

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 2:26pm
  • THIS IS TRUE- I'm a female-I've witnessed this

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 9:45am
  • I thought the OP was a girl, hence the "kick him in the nuts" remark I made

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 7:47am
  • Eww 8:02. I DEFINATELY don't wanna hear about fat people sex!! Gross

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 1:16am
  • DADDY WOULD YOU LIKE SOME SAUSAGES?!! Tom, is that you...are you in here? marry me!? your dick doesnt actually grow you just stop being a fatass and can actually see it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 10:17pm
  • I hope you kicked him in the nuts for giving you a black eye!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 10:11pm
  • I really don't think the dick gains an inch... It's all about losing an inch around the belly and being able to see it again

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 11:29am
  • DADDY WOULD YOU LIKE SOME SAUSAGE?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 9:39pm
  • Period much 9:37 (1)?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 9:39pm
  • kinda funny. The reverse is true for women.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 7:49pm
  • Wait. So. Why don't people with small cocks gain alot of weightthen lose it?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 10:59pm
  • We've got German Grammar Nazis on our hands... Wait...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 1:25am
  • It's true, I gained 40 lbs and went from barely 8" to barely 7"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 9:37pm
  • Funny yet fake. Give you props for thinking this up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 8:28pm
  • that's why i only date guys with eating disorders.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 10:32pm
  • 1:08 you and i should be friends

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 3:19am
  • hey 9:21, it is dich, not dick, you need the phlegm in the back of the throat, nice try though. It is hysterical, wow, what a way to call someone fat.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 9:37pm
  • "I hope you kicked him in the nuts for giving you a black eye!" what nuts? i thought that was the original point haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 10:58pm
  • That's fat enough to declare your willie as legally DEAD!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 10:40pm
  • Back to school, back to school, to prove to Daddy that im no fool.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 8:34pm
  • yeah 11:10, I've got you're back on this. i hate when people correct other people and don't know what they're talking about

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 12:02am
  • Watch ppl start bustin ass to lose 35 llbs lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 7:57am
  • Lol I'd call the black eye worth it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 10:53pm
  • It is true I saw it on tv

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 9:22pm
  • 8:28 who the fuck gives you the right to call fake. how the hell would you fucking know

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 9:55pm
  • I am married to a "fat" man and his dick is huge! And the sherry on top of this delish cake is that his weight gives him the ability to really drive it home! Not like these little light weights!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 8:02pm
  • not really that funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 8:39pm
  • witty brookfield bastards

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 2:44am