I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
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Actually it is dick 9:37 Dich means "you" in the accusative form (i.e. Ich liebe dich, meaning "I love you", not "I love fat".) , the phlegm noise distincts the two from each other, but nice try attempting to prove me wrong.
Ive eaten pretzels funnier than this.
he was probably fat and has obviously failed to lose any weight therefore has a small cock, according to his theory
U stupid if u believe that shit!!! Punch that fool in the eye just for damn lying!!!
Upic win bruh
I agree with 9:55. Why do people constantly say these are fake? Do you know what everyone said while texting last night? Or ever for that matter? No you don't. So stop acting like you do. This could have actually been part of a real conversation.
i definitely dont want to hear about your opinions if you cant spell
I think OP'S theory was "lose a pound, gain an inch" therefore "gain a pound, lose an inch" Fucking hilarious.
LOL sayin the Dude has a small dick
I dislike when people can't tell the difference between "your" and "you're," however knowledgeable they may be in other areas of life.
THIS IS TRUE- I'm a female-I've witnessed this
sounds worth it to me
I don't get it? Funny?
Women lose an inch of dick size when they lose 35 lbs?
ummm....7:47, If the OP was a girl why would a guy give her a black eye? Funny how you just assume some random dude would hit a girl
Do y'all think th op was a girl or a guy??
I thought the OP was a girl, hence the "kick him in the nuts" remark I made
That guy should've gotten a black eye for having such a little dick AND being fat.
And on a side note, it's pretty funny and coincidential but in German "dick" means fat.
I hope you kicked him in the nuts for giving you a black eye!
DADDY WOULD YOU LIKE SOME SAUSAGE?
Period much 9:37 (1)?
I really don't think the dick gains an inch... It's all about losing an inch around the belly and being able to see it again
DADDY WOULD YOU LIKE SOME SAUSAGES?!!
Tom, is that you...are you in here? marry me!?
your dick doesnt actually grow you just stop being a fatass and can actually see it
kinda funny. The reverse is true for women.
Eww 8:02. I DEFINATELY don't wanna hear about fat people sex!! Gross
It's true, I gained 40 lbs and went from barely 8" to barely 7"
Funny yet fake. Give you props for thinking this up
1:08 you and i should be friends
We've got German Grammar Nazis on our hands... Wait...
Wait. So. Why don't people with small cocks gain alot of weightthen lose it?
that's why i only date guys with eating disorders.
That's fat enough to declare your willie as legally DEAD!
yeah 11:10, I've got you're back on this. i hate when people correct other people and don't know what they're talking about
"I hope you kicked him in the nuts for giving you a black eye!"
what nuts? i thought that was the original point haha
Lol I'd call the black eye worth it
hey 9:21, it is dich, not dick, you need the phlegm in the back of the throat, nice try though. It is hysterical, wow, what a way to call someone fat.
Watch ppl start bustin ass to lose 35 llbs lol
Back to school, back to school, to prove to
Daddy that im no fool.
I am married to a "fat" man and his dick is huge! And the sherry on top of this delish cake is that his weight gives him the ability to really drive it home! Not like these little light weights!
It is true I saw it on tv
8:28 who the fuck gives you the right to call fake. how the hell would you fucking know
not really that funny.
witty brookfield bastards