You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
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he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
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The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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