I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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