I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
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It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
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I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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