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  • That's one healthy boy, you should consider yourself lucky to have had the pleasure.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 4:39am
  • Is it bad that I like the taste of some cum?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 10:20am
  • Thank god there's no 'first' douche-bag-of-the-day

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 10:17am
  • I love cum swollowing sluts

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 11:31am
  • Oh San Diego!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 3:18am
  • i've never heard of that before, maybe you should try mine and see if it was just a fluke

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 11:35am
  • Just be glad there are some homos out there...improves your chances of getting laid. Economics 101: supply and demand

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 4:46pm
  • So I sent that to my girlfriend as a joke because she swallows for me and she says "It does tickle!! Lol" WTF??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 2:43am
  • no, it's normal. But it goes away after more and more applications of cum

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 10:48am
  • That's just the protein working.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 8:22am
  • You should try Drano next. I hear that tickles too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 10:33am
  • why was this sent in a text? why wasn't it addressed in person when it occurred?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 7:10pm
  • 1114 - wtf is ur problem? maybe the poster has a bf. God bless her heart.... ur just a fucking prude and a douche!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 11:28am
  • I think you should swallow some shit next

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 11:08am
  • Yes drano will definatly stop that tickle that's classic

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 11:10am
  • 10:48 is correct by the time she got through with the football team it tasted just like chicken

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 10:57am
  • @ 1057... Anyone who can blow an entire football team deserves respect. I'm a pretty fit guy and by the time I'm done blowing my boyfriend my jaw, cheeks, and gums are exhausted.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 11:46am
  • Who says it's a homo? Dumbasses

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 8:37pm
  • Sure i had that happen to me too but im a guy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 11:22pm
  • 1128 - god bless her heart? What the hell is this? Stop defending people you don't know on a joke website and get a fucking life

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 11:42am
  • its just not supposed to tickle

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 9:54pm
  • God damn fuckin' homos taking over this site!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 2:20pm
  • Its called swimmimg sperm. Its swimming down ur throat and into ur tummy to inpreginate ur liver. Lol jk

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 11:39pm
  • In Billy Mays voice "you can FEEL them SWIMMING!!"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 10:19am
  • OP is it bad that your tongue tickles my taint?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 1:42pm
  • 10:31, seriously? You are a disgusting fucking whore and I hope you get aids.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 11:14am
  • Hahahahahahahahshshahahhahah omfg that's so funny!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 2:05am
  • It wasn't cum, it was piss!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 3:31am
  • No that just means my little guys are swimming ju

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 10:02pm
  • Where can I find girls like u my gf won't even let me cum on her face such a let down

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 1:45pm
  • This is clearly a homo asking a rhetorical question to get suckers to say, "Oh, I love girls like you..." blah blah blah. Fucking homos!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 2:22pm
  • is that tickles or tingles, cause there is a fucking world of difference!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 1:36pm
  • Hopefully a girl....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 8:19pm