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  • 1) no girl is impressed or unimpressed by ejaculate 2) no guy who uses the phrase "stomach pancakes" would impress a girl

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 10:06am
  • Semen. He's talking about his freaking seminal fluid. There, I just saved you 3 boobless hours.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 9:12am
  • She wasn't impressed...make love, not porn

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 11:51am
  • This has to be one of the dumbest slang terms I have ever heard

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 10:51am
  • I'm hoping that the pull out method works - you should not procreate.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 10:24am
  • Toronto !! Gotta love my city!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 8:20am
  • trust me, she wasn't.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 9:52am
  • I read it twice, too. Love it haha!! You guys should be proud!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 8:15am
  • What's stomach pancakes?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 9:01am
  • she must have been a whale to have that much stomach area

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 12:04pm
  • had to read it twice, fucking hilarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 8:05am
  • It's on her stomach because he pulled out fast.

    Submitted by neighplay on Jun 25, 10 at 2:42pm
  • How do we know OP doesn't mean that his mom walked in right as he finished ladling the batter onto his own stomach?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 6:37pm
  • Pancake...white batter...into ze stomach...still confused?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 7:15am
  • HAHAHA 9:12 i want you to know i've never posted on this site but that family guy reference made me laugh out loud. Roadhouse.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 11:04pm
  • Are stomach pancakes the same as the pancake booties the white girls have?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 7:41am
  • i totally didnt even get this until 9:12 explained it! and no, i doubt she was even mildly impressed! mine always goes on my face or boobs!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 5:40pm
  • Thank you 10:06 i agree

    Submitted by jcsport96 on Apr 16, 10 at 4:02pm
  • Just a few things... Why didn't you get her tits or her face??? Must have been boring if it was on her stomach. If she loved you she'd want to swallow it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 10:51am