It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
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1) no girl is impressed or unimpressed by ejaculate
2) no guy who uses the phrase "stomach pancakes" would impress a girl
Semen. He's talking about his freaking seminal fluid. There, I just saved you 3 boobless hours.
She wasn't impressed...make love, not porn
This has to be one of the dumbest slang terms I have ever heard
I'm hoping that the pull out method works - you should not procreate.
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trust me, she wasn't.
I read it twice, too. Love it haha!! You guys should be proud!!
What's stomach pancakes?
she must have been a whale to have that much stomach area
Pancake...white batter...into ze stomach...still confused?
had to read it twice, fucking hilarious
It's on her stomach because he pulled out fast.
How do we know OP doesn't mean that his mom walked in right as he finished ladling the batter onto his own stomach?
Are stomach pancakes the same as the pancake booties the white girls have?
HAHAHA 9:12 i want you to know i've never posted on this site but that family guy reference made me laugh out loud. Roadhouse.
i totally didnt even get this until 9:12 explained it! and no, i doubt she was even mildly impressed! mine always goes on my face or boobs!
Thank you 10:06 i agree
Just a few things...
Why didn't you get her tits or her face???
Must have been boring if it was on her stomach.
If she loved you she'd want to swallow it.