I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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