So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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