why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Randomize
