Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
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i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
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We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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