Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
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Or you could, you know, be reasonably circumspect about what kind of guys you bring home, use condoms, and get tested every six months. A ship is safe in port, but that's not what ships are for. Life is risk. Don't take dumb risks, but don't miss out on living either.
Here fatty fatty fatty!
Said the fat girl
no no, the OP is onto something. from now on any time I want a random dick inside me I'm just gonna remind myself how much better a bag of chips is. you know exactly what you're getting yourself into and you'll never be left unsatisfied!
..and enough bags of chips in bed, and you won't have to worry about picking up guys. Well, some guys dig thick girls, I guess...
The fat girl has spoken!
Says the fat girl