HIV tests are more positive than that guy
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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