Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
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Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
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So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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