Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
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put it under her windshield wiper.
Keep it for the next girl who can't find her own. Then when she gets home she can send in a text about how she got home wearing a different dress to the one she wore out and can't remember how...
She probably stole something of yours lol. Just gift wrap her dress and pretend you're giving her a present! Awww
Wow. She has skills.
That, and she's a thief: she probably took your clothes. Haha.
3:41...do you have any friends?
the chick probably took a shirt and shorts of yours. put her dress in one of those gift bags and slip it by her cube or office at work.
do what I do with the walk of shame. take with you a piece of furniture. doesn't matter what. A chair or a lamp will do just fine. That way it's more like you just whored yourself. And hey. Free furniture.
Don't be discreet. Just walk into her work and say "hey" and throw it to her.
Put it under her windshield wiper is classic.
cool story bro
just give it to her the next time you hit it.
she's a slut there is no such thing as the walk of shame for her. It's the walk of bragging rights. "Hey I slept with this one guy.. and he was so pathetic, he couldn't even hold his load." I heard right.
one of my work hookups left his fucking glasses at my house. i just walked over and handed them to him. i think i said something like "youre probably going to need these for the seeing"