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  • Keep it for the next girl who can't find her own. Then when she gets home she can send in a text about how she got home wearing a different dress to the one she wore out and can't remember how...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 6:40am
  • Wow. She has skills. That, and she's a thief: she probably took your clothes. Haha.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 2:45am
  • fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirsssttt and really...naked?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 1:41am
  • 3:41...do you have any friends?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 8:27am
  • She probably stole something of yours lol. Just gift wrap her dress and pretend you're giving her a present! Awww

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 2:37am
  • put it under her windshield wiper.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 11:58am
  • do what I do with the walk of shame. take with you a piece of furniture. doesn't matter what. A chair or a lamp will do just fine. That way it's more like you just whored yourself. And hey. Free furniture.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 3:23am
  • the chick probably took a shirt and shorts of yours. put her dress in one of those gift bags and slip it by her cube or office at work.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 1:14pm
  • Don't be discreet. Just walk into her work and say "hey" and throw it to her.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 2:09am
  • 3:41AM cool story bro

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 4:40am
  • Put it under her windshield wiper is classic.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 4:33pm
  • LOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 3:40am
  • just give it to her the next time you hit it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 1:49pm
  • she's a slut there is no such thing as the walk of shame for her. It's the walk of bragging rights. "Hey I slept with this one guy.. and he was so pathetic, he couldn't even hold his load." I heard right.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 3:45am
  • one of my work hookups left his fucking glasses at my house. i just walked over and handed them to him. i think i said something like "youre probably going to need these for the seeing"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 2:42pm