Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
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Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
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So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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