First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
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You inconsiderate pussy. I hope she blows your brother.
you're a fucking baby.
Sounds like she was more comfortable with the relationship than you were.
Wimp.
My wife (girlfriend at the time) blasted a hot one in my face the first time she slept in my apartment. Get over it.
If you were 69ing and she parted your hair you would have a complaint... Otherwise shut up.
Stay single, it's the only way to be safe.
On you, or while in the same bed? If it's the latter, grow up - real people occasionally make rude noises. Have *you* never cut one in bed or snored? Congrats, Mr Perfect!
Isn't that a girl's way of saying she wants anal?
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