tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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