she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
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You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
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First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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