ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
We smell like vodka and hangover
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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