My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
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wasted by the time i was 2, fell in the flowers and passed out.
Haha, heeey.. me too.
Sounds like you just had crappy parents. Nothing I'd consider "success".
Coz that makes u cool?
I'm going to kill myself. Alright, bye!
I got drunk when I was five. I took my dads half full beer bottle and drank it. I passed out. On the floor. And was laughed at. I havnt changed a bit(;
11months old was my first time-I boogied till I puked
12:13 is fucking cool will someone give him a medal please?
Bakersfield. Utter fail.
why is having down syndrome so fucking funny? I don't find it humorous at all.
Yeah that's healthy. GO YOU!
Actually, I win. First got drunk when I was 3 when my sister was having a party at our house when my parents were outta town.
2:04 your mother left you home when you were 3 weeks old?? Great parenting, makes me want to believe that your story isn't as full of shit as you are
how do u know its bako, it could be santa clarita, or lancaster, or Frazier mountain
In Soviet Russia, fetuses get drunk.
I was three my parents game me chocolate cake that had liquor in it but they didn't know. I passed out on the way to the hotel room :)
mee 2! except i was 3 when it happened. we were at a baby shower and my mom kept filling my sippy cup up with rum punch, but she thought it was fruit punch. and she wasn't drinking it b/c she hates punch. and after about my ninth cup full she saw me passed out on the floor and rushed me to the ER. i wish i could remember it. pahaha
i was 2, thats what happens when you eat fruit out of a scorpion bowl
I beat all of you - I was 3 weeks old. My mom went on a week long cruise and drank a lot and accidentally breast fed me when she came home. You're all pussies.
some parents you have.
I was 2. They took me to a neighbors party. I walked around and drank all the beers that were unattended. I did that thing where you walk in a circle and lean over and passed out. Woke up with a wicked hangover and from then on i called it "yucky beer"
fake fake fake n fake...
Success? He needs a life xD
1:16 I say BULLSHIT. No mother would give a 3 year old 9 cups of anything. You couldn't have been that thirsty. I don't know who's the bigger moron, you for thinking people would believe that or your parents for having you...
Your parents are losers. Your mom needs to be raped and your dad needs to contract hepatitis. To bad they didn't kill you with thier stupidity then I wouldn't be reading your lame text.
Did I mention you and your parents are stupid?
2:16 pretty sure a mother wouldn't leave her child at only 3 weeks old. Hell yeah a father can care for a child, but moms and babies have that bond.
Lick my clit I was 2 when my parents put rum in my bottle
Get this dumbass of here
This is 2:04... You know such people called FATHERS exist, right? She went with her friends, I was with my dad and so siblings. Pretty sure those are capable protectors.
Dude I'm 14 in 2 weeks and I'm hungover right now :P
@1:55 she said "sippy cups" and they don't make sippy cups that small. Any 3 year old would be pissing their brains out and cranky as hell after 9 cups
Haha Your mom got raped hahahahahahaha
That's nothing, I got my kid drunk when she was about 2 months old. Maybe I should have waited longer before nursing her.
when i was three i wandered around one of my parents house parties drinking what was left in the bottom of the cups, usually whiskey
@ 1: 33 am, what if they were Dixie cups? Or something small like that. And OP, they say your brain stops developing after youdtart drinking lmao. You have a mindset of a 4 year old
about 3. drank champagne from a table at a family party
Haha sounds like my life!
2:43 ohhh boyyy, got a cliffhanger on our hands cuz some fucktard doesn't know how to use their keyboard