You must be Logged in to post a comment

  • 67 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:24am

    Sounds like you just had crappy parents. Nothing I'd consider "success".

  • 60 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:04am

    I beat all of you - I was 3 weeks old. My mom went on a week long cruise and drank a lot and accidentally breast fed me when she came home. You're all pussies.

  • 55 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:05am

    Yeah that's healthy. GO YOU!

  • 60 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 9:46am

    why is having down syndrome so fucking funny? I don't find it humorous at all.

  • 62 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 3:46pm

    Actually, I win. First got drunk when I was 3 when my sister was having a party at our house when my parents were outta town.

  • 62 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 1:07pm

    12:13 is fucking cool will someone give him a medal please?

  • 54 51
    Submitted by Kender on Apr 5, 10 at 8:57am

    I got drunk when I was five. I took my dads half full beer bottle and drank it. I passed out. On the floor. And was laughed at. I havnt changed a bit(;

  • 58 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 9:34am

    I'm going to kill myself. Alright, bye!

  • 51 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 1:44pm

    how do u know its bako, it could be santa clarita, or lancaster, or Frazier mountain

  • 51 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 9:36am

    Get this dumbass of here

  • 49 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:07am

    2:04 your mother left you home when you were 3 weeks old?? Great parenting, makes me want to believe that your story isn't as full of shit as you are

  • 51 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:16am

    mee 2! except i was 3 when it happened. we were at a baby shower and my mom kept filling my sippy cup up with rum punch, but she thought it was fruit punch. and she wasn't drinking it b/c she hates punch. and after about my ninth cup full she saw me passed out on the floor and rushed me to the ER. i wish i could remember it. pahaha

  • 54 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 5:20pm

    I was 2. They took me to a neighbors party. I walked around and drank all the beers that were unattended. I did that thing where you walk in a circle and lean over and passed out. Woke up with a wicked hangover and from then on i called it "yucky beer"

  • 57 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 9:38am

    In Soviet Russia, fetuses get drunk.

  • 49 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:08am

    11months old was my first time-I boogied till I puked

  • 53 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 12:01pm

    Future alcoholismmmmmmmmmmmmm

  • 46 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 12:51am

    when i was three i wandered around one of my parents house parties drinking what was left in the bottom of the cups, usually whiskey

  • 49 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 1:41pm

    Bakersfield. Utter fail.

  • 50 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:31am

    Your parents are losers. Your mom needs to be raped and your dad needs to contract hepatitis. To bad they didn't kill you with thier stupidity then I wouldn't be reading your lame text. Did I mention you and your parents are stupid?

  • 43 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 7:48pm

    Coz that makes u cool?

  • 47 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:10am

    wasted by the time i was 2, fell in the flowers and passed out.

  • 53 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:04am

    i was 2, thats what happens when you eat fruit out of a scorpion bowl

  • 43 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:17am

    fake fake fake n fake...

  • 44 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 5:30pm

    some parents you have.

  • 43 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 5:36pm

    That's nothing, I got my kid drunk when she was about 2 months old. Maybe I should have waited longer before nursing her.

  • 46 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:02am

    @1:55 she said "sippy cups" and they don't make sippy cups that small. Any 3 year old would be pissing their brains out and cranky as hell after 9 cups

  • 46 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:33am

    1:16 I say BULLSHIT. No mother would give a 3 year old 9 cups of anything. You couldn't have been that thirsty. I don't know who's the bigger moron, you for thinking people would believe that or your parents for having you...

  • 31 32
    Submitted by imthatchick44 on Jun 26, 11 at 12:47pm

    I was three my parents game me chocolate cake that had liquor in it but they didn't know. I passed out on the way to the hotel room :)

  • 47 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:23am

    2:16 pretty sure a mother wouldn't leave her child at only 3 weeks old. Hell yeah a father can care for a child, but moms and babies have that bond.

  • 33 38
    Submitted by CNoirctonleey18 on Sep 10, 11 at 1:03am

    Haha, heeey.. me too.

  • 44 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:16am

    This is 2:04... You know such people called FATHERS exist, right? She went with her friends, I was with my dad and so siblings. Pretty sure those are capable protectors.

  • 43 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:55am

    @ 1: 33 am, what if they were Dixie cups? Or something small like that. And OP, they say your brain stops developing after youdtart drinking lmao. You have a mindset of a 4 year old

  • 41 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 10:51pm

    Haha Your mom got raped hahahahahahaha

  • 34 46
    Submitted by boredthisisgay on Apr 22, 11 at 9:23am

    Success? He needs a life xD

  • 39 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 10:54am

    Haha sounds like my life!

  • 47 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 9:32am

    Lick my clit I was 2 when my parents put rum in my bottle

  • 45 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 8:31pm

    about 3. drank champagne from a table at a family party

  • 46 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 12:13pm

    Dude I'm 14 in 2 weeks and I'm hungover right now :P

  • 35 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 9:36am

    Skhvoucjudvhudvufsdvoixc!!!!!!

  • 30 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:52am

    2:43 ohhh boyyy, got a cliffhanger on our hands cuz some fucktard doesn't know how to use their keyboard