I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
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she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
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I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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