Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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