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• (313): View more from Michigan

  lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club

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  I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds

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  Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.

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• (607): View more from New York

  I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.

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• (646): View more from New York

  Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  where's my purse there's an important taco in it

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• (310): View more from California

  I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later

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  Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???

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• (620): View more from Kansas

  Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"

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• (619): View more from California

  I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!

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