I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
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Why do rednecks like doing it doggie style? So both of them can watch NASCAR!
I hope that by this you mean you finally realized that you should get as far away as possible from anyone who watches NASCAR!
"He kept saying, 'your tongue has to go counter clockwise. '"
I guess a blowjob would be the only way I could watch NASCAR
You see a future there? How's it feel to have daddy issues?
how's it feel to be a jackass then called out on it publicly? bahahaha
You are the best daughter ever.
If this text said "She gave me head while I watched NASCAR" it would get all thumbs up
Time to gtfo
I'm sure neither had teeth. No worries.
whats wrong with that? now bring me a beer woman
road head at two hundred miles an hour? sounds like a new hobby.
Welcome to sc
OP is a guy.
You win the award for perfect girlfriend.
Realized blowing your brother and daddy fit right in with nascar?
Im not a fan, but Isn't NASCAR the most watched sport in America? Just sayin. I know plenty of NASCAR fans that don't fall into the white trash, redneck stereotype.
Get out NOW!
I see nothing wrong with this. NASCAR's awesome, and its fans aren't all rednecks. Just the ones that live in South/North Carolina, where everyone talks like their mouths are full of dick anyways.
Run straight and fast but don't turn to the left or you will be right back...a NASCAR race is like a shitty blowjob, pointlessly long and boring
Ugh. My girl blows me while I watch formula one.
see now as long as you could see it too that would be perfect!
As this is from my area code, my heart fills with happiness. Haha.
Lots of rich folks watch NASCAR have your seem some of the high-dollar RVs at the tracks around the country?