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  • Submitted by krazywhiterich on May 4, 11 at 8:05pm

    Why do rednecks like doing it doggie style? So both of them can watch NASCAR!

  • Submitted by Phys on May 4, 11 at 4:57pm

    I hope that by this you mean you finally realized that you should get as far away as possible from anyone who watches NASCAR!

  • Submitted by haliganbar on May 4, 11 at 5:58pm

    "He kept saying, 'your tongue has to go counter clockwise. '"

  • Submitted by DRxZoidberg_md on May 4, 11 at 7:55pm

    I guess a blowjob would be the only way I could watch NASCAR

  • Submitted by mynamedoesntfit on May 4, 11 at 2:49pm

    You see a future there? How's it feel to have daddy issues?

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      Submitted by doodilia on Jul 10, 11 at 10:23pm

      how's it feel to be a jackass then called out on it publicly? bahahaha

  • Submitted by ThizzGOBLIN on May 4, 11 at 9:33pm

    If this text said "She gave me head while I watched NASCAR" it would get all thumbs up

  • Submitted by callinglikeic on May 5, 11 at 2:31am

    You are the best daughter ever.

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    Submitted by Cressalys on May 4, 11 at 4:06pm

    Time to gtfo

  • Submitted by satanslilhelper on May 4, 11 at 4:58pm

    whats wrong with that? now bring me a beer woman

  • Submitted by squibkick on May 4, 11 at 7:49pm

    I'm sure neither had teeth. No worries.

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    Submitted by goodolgirlsc on May 4, 11 at 4:05pm

    Welcome to sc

  • Submitted by ImKeithStone on May 4, 11 at 2:56pm

    OP is a guy.

  • Submitted by harbqll on May 4, 11 at 11:16pm

    You win the award for perfect girlfriend.

  • Submitted by agroupofninjas on May 5, 11 at 1:35am

    road head at two hundred miles an hour? sounds like a new hobby.

  • Submitted by Michguy on May 4, 11 at 8:48pm

    Realized blowing your brother and daddy fit right in with nascar?

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    Submitted by evanc1 on May 4, 11 at 4:04pm


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  • Submitted by jrenee03 on May 4, 11 at 10:37pm

    Im not a fan, but Isn't NASCAR the most watched sport in America? Just sayin. I know plenty of NASCAR fans that don't fall into the white trash, redneck stereotype.

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    Submitted by iCob on May 7, 11 at 12:48am

    Run straight and fast but don't turn to the left or you will be right back...a NASCAR race is like a shitty blowjob, pointlessly long and boring

  • Submitted by Authoress on May 4, 11 at 6:27pm

    South Carolina.

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    Submitted by WolvenFlames on Jun 1, 11 at 2:12am

    I see nothing wrong with this. NASCAR's awesome, and its fans aren't all rednecks. Just the ones that live in South/North Carolina, where everyone talks like their mouths are full of dick anyways.

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    Submitted by BurningHobos on Aug 30, 11 at 10:32pm

    Get out NOW!

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    Submitted by Shoveltime on Sep 12, 11 at 4:23pm

    Ugh. My girl blows me while I watch formula one.

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    Submitted by naughtybody21 on May 4, 11 at 11:04pm

    see now as long as you could see it too that would be perfect!

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    Submitted by tracilynne40 on Aug 12, 13 at 8:43am

    Lots of rich folks watch NASCAR have your seem some of the high-dollar RVs at the tracks around the country?

  • Submitted by LTHam on May 4, 11 at 11:49pm

    As this is from my area code, my heart fills with happiness. Haha.