Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
no you cant smoke seaweed
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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