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  • I'm still looking for things to do to get back at my ex- fiance. So far I've just fucked his best friend and I'm thinking of letting the air out of his tires and possibly fucking his band-mates. Any other ideas? And believe me the son-of-a-bitch deserves the worst I could ever throw at him and then some. And cheers to you 9.17. You are my hero.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 1:51am
  • give it to goodwill

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 7:39pm
  • My boyfriend out sloppy joe in my $200 Ugg Boots when he was mad at me one time. Pisses me off. :O

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 6:44pm
  • I'd say he got the sweet end of the breakup.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 5:06pm
  • I have yet to burn my ex's crap. Thanks for the reminder, OP! <3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 1:10pm
  • All my ex's shit he wanted back... He cheated so it's all been given to the good will store.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 1:58am
  • It's a rule, bitches

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 10:33am
  • she needs to be smarter about her shit. If you're going to cheat---make sure whatever you need is safe first. Geez. How hard is that?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 11:01pm
  • Don't burn it! Sell it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 3:18am
  • My buddy had to do this. Made an event out of it. Bonfire, beer and burnt movado watches.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 8:49pm
  • I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 5:39pm
  • Cheating asshole exes deserve plenty of punishment. Good job, 9:17. 1:51... slit his tires, sabotage his friendships, befriend his family, oh, and steal a key and get a copy made. Endless possibilities. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 5:22am
  • 6:44 Get a better boyfriend. 6:49 Self-imposed righteousness can bite you in the ass sometimes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 7:14pm
  • Bitch cheated the next day she walked out of school to a burning box of her crap on the roof of her car and a note informing her I was dateing her best friend :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 9:54pm
  • My ex fucked around on me with my boss. Not only did he fuck around on me but now I get see her everyday knowing that she fucked him and if I smack a ho I'll get fired. So I burnt a bunch of his shit and bought an urn that's identical to the one his grandma is in. I set them on his kitchen table with a note that said "Good luck , hope grandma doesn't become collateral damage of your chronic fuck ups like me. Choose wisely.". I almost feel bad cause I really liked his grandma.

    Submitted by RideUrDiscoStik on Oct 11, 10 at 2:16am
  • ...ritualistically?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 4:15am
  • Funny. Only I'd kill someone if they burnt my shit or cheated on me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 5:19pm
  • Haha, someone went through and put "thumbs-down" on all the "I burned my cheating ex's shit" posts. Bitter cheater, maybe? ^.^

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 6:03am
  • He cheated, I burned everything to a lump of black on the gravel. And then used all the passwords and PINs he had been too dumb to keep to himself and sabotaged his life. It wasn't personal; he needed to learn a lesson... like stop being a giant hypocrite. Okay. Maybe it was a little personal.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 2:58am
  • all i need is this ashtray and this lamp

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 9:17am
  • It's called an xbox ladies...\nI kid, I'd take it for myself.

    Submitted by rinala on Aug 22, 10 at 7:05pm
  • Niice. If I found out my girl was cheating I would burn her stuff too. Only I would light it infront of her house =] love you babe!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 2:24pm
  • heh, i got a laptop (the one i'm currently using) and various other things out of a breakup. good stuff.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 6:13pm
  • Depends on the stuff. I've destroyed or given away things I've been given, but never their own stuff. Better for karma and such.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 5:51pm
  • then she should be getting nothing but ashes back

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 5:06pm
  • 6:44, you deserve it for wearing uggs, you probably have less brain cells than boobs and no personality. This text is hilarious, I burn all that shit or throw it out the window, except what I want to keep. Jewelery can always stay.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 8:55pm
  • I threw out my cheating ex's hockey shit :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 1:03pm
  • When my ex gf cheated on my I burned her Grey Anatomy season 1 set and gave her the rest of her shit back. I call that justice.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 6:35pm
  • I'm gonna go out on a limb and say 8:55 is an ugly and bitter female

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 9:35pm
  • @5:51pm karma?! Are you kidding?! She cheated. Not him. Him burning her stuff should be the least of her worries.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 4:48am
  • If someone breaks up with me I keep what I want out of there stuff and toss the rest.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 5:21pm
  • Hahaha definitely know who 8:49 is. I was invited to that bonfire. =)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 3:02pm
  • Hey now, no need to get all judgey-wudgey about ppl who wear Uggs!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 9:07pm
  • its true. my ex cheated on me, and i lied about what happened to his things, they don't get it back.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 5:19pm
  • 5:13. Everyone here has now left dumber from reading your supid ass story. in no way did you, or your shitty story have a point. may God have mercy on your soul.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 2:47am
  • 7:14, you hit exactly what I was gonna say.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 8:20pm
  • well, i pissed on my ex's clothes, took all of his money, failed all of his online classes, broke his laptop in half, broke his xbox, threw his shoes out the window, smoked all his bud, and fucked his best friend. ...but trust me that piece of shit deserved it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 9:17pm
  • I just waited until the cheating whore got home at 2 AM. Then I very loudly, informed her neighborhood what a cocksucking whore she was. Then I promptly ran out of gas two houses into my burnout. Walk of shame's got nothing on the walk infront of a bunch of pissed off friends of the whore.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 6:49pm
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