i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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