ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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