just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
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please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
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An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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