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say what?
wanna hang out?
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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