He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
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I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
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Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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