FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
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I also enjoy someecards.
Guys who have cats are big f*cking pussy losers. Dudes that own dogs are f*cking hot! Ever seen a guy walking a cat get any pussy...only the one that is on the end of the leash!
Yeah, someecards...for sure.
10:47... umm... have you ever seen any other animal? all their ASSHOLES are exposed.... you're a waste of life and should probably go get run over yourself... save the world from one more psychotic dipshit
owning a cat is a turn on to me :)
1135 - LYING IS NOT COOL LYING MAKES YOU A TOOL MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO BACK TO SCHOOL AND WIPE YOUR CAT DROOL
people who don't like a guy because they have a certain type of pet are kind of sad. you try to say guys who have a certain pet can't get laid because of it but honestly it makes you sound bitter, like maybe you have just gotten turned down a lot. also anyone who wants to hurt any kind of living animal is just a creep that doesn't deserve to live AT ALL.
totally a someecard already.
In my experience, after finding a lost kitten....puss = puss.
women into cats > women into dogs.
I'm allergic to cats, so i don't like guys who have them. Dogs are fine though.
I agree. Dudes and Cats is weird. (You better like dogs ;) )
2:03 you will be a girl after the operation
HAHA @1:05 good one you clearly like cats i bet you talk to them as well and probably never get laid (by an actual person...your cats on the other hand....)
does yours have knots and dandruff too?
@ 2:03 i am a girl, and if a dude had 10 cats i'd run like a bat outta hell
Never trust a chick who doesn't like animals.
What a tard. Guys who love animals are sexy, period. Also, anyone who advocates running over pets is a sociopath- look it up.
CATS ARE ABSOLUTELY REPULSIVE ANIMALS THEY EAT GARBAGE AND THEY HAVE ASSHOLES THAT ARE EXPOSED GROSSSSSS I HOPE EVERYONE RUNS A CAT OVER WITH THEIR CAR AT LEAST ONCE IN THEIR LIFE ITS THE BEST FEELING EVER!!!
I gotta cat. And chances are I could beat your dog lovin' asses. I like dogs though too, just don't like cleaning up shit.
Why do you folks all enjoy cleaning up dog shit so much?
if you can't play with my pussies i can't with yours
Anybody who doesn't like pets whether it's a dog or cat, has issues. If a woman doesn't like mine, then I know right away that she's only going to be a casual and I don't mind telling her so. Somebody that has pets, and takes proper care of them, shows a lot of good qualities.
how true guys and cats dont mix in my book either...
lets make a Saw 6 and put the lady from 10 47 with mice in her pockets in a box filled with cats that have claws...the kicker to this one is there is no way out and she deserves to die
Cats suck and any guy who has one has extreme issues.
calm down there 10:47
you guys are all freaks
Wow. A guy owning a pet is a positive... shows maturity and kindness.
Cats are wayyyyy lower maintenance. If you own an outdoor cat, chances are you never clean up anything. I'm not picking up shit. That's not America. That's not even Mexico.
11:35 "Ever seen a guy walking a cat get any pussy" No, cuz I've never seen somebody fucking WALKING A CAT! Are you retarded?
Hey, let's all be cool and make extremely generalized statements about people who own a certain species of animal! Yeah!! And before y'all start hatin, I am female, I own a dog, a cat, a snake, and a lizard and I've never had a problem getting laid.
girls are always dumping me they say its never any fun they say they already have a pussy they dont need another one! he he he
Im a girl who prefers cats, honestly.
Also, checking in from the 816!
animals are animals man don't be douchebags about it
Somebody was scratched as a child...
2:03: Thats just fuckin creepy.
10:47 sounds like a serial killer....
This is a SomeECard - poser
I guess she won't ever get to see my 'kitty', then. A shame.
May be a someecards but it's funny she had nerve to actually say it to someone
alot of people are allergic to cats
dude what the fuck cats are the best. if i was a girl, and a dude had like 10 cats, i'd be like fuck me now
so what if it's an E card? i'm pretty sure you can quote it. damn people chill your pants.
HATE cats. despicable creatures. agree with this post, you have a kitten you won't be seeing mine.
im a dog lover <3
Does it count if I rescued my cat from a breeder that treated the cats like shit?
Personally, a man with a cat tells me he can be gentle on the outside. Gentle on the outside means that they are normally a freak in the bed. so... cat=freak
ok i'm sorry but cats are disgusting - litterboxes, exposed assholes (with high tails), cat puke, and cat food = people who are fucking weird lonely prudes
way to weed out a bad one! If you don't like my pets, I don't like you!
12:39, I own both a cat and a dog and litter boxes are no cup of tea either...
Owning a cat means you fucking get it in
what a bitch.
pun not intended.
whatever, people who hate cats are just stupid, unreasonable, and illogical.
June 3, 2009 11:24AM hand over your man card! also, no one cares how much trim you pull or what type of trim that was. men who own cats are pussies, plain and simple. people who purchase pets are needy and insecure. people who rescue animals are cool. bleeding hearts, but cool.
Cats suck. They are stuck up bastards.