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  • I also enjoy someecards.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 9:08am
  • Guys who have cats are big f*cking pussy losers. Dudes that own dogs are f*cking hot! Ever seen a guy walking a cat get any pussy...only the one that is on the end of the leash!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 11:35pm
  • totally a someecard already.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 2:40pm
  • does yours have knots and dandruff too?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 12:56pm
  • Yeah, someecards...for sure.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 11:37am
  • 10:47... umm... have you ever seen any other animal? all their ASSHOLES are exposed.... you're a waste of life and should probably go get run over yourself... save the world from one more psychotic dipshit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 11:03am
  • people who don't like a guy because they have a certain type of pet are kind of sad. you try to say guys who have a certain pet can't get laid because of it but honestly it makes you sound bitter, like maybe you have just gotten turned down a lot. also anyone who wants to hurt any kind of living animal is just a creep that doesn't deserve to live AT ALL.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 3:28am
  • HAHA @1:05 good one you clearly like cats i bet you talk to them as well and probably never get laid (by an actual person...your cats on the other hand....)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 1:22pm
  • In my experience, after finding a lost kitten....puss = puss.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 9:16am
  • 2:03 you will be a girl after the operation

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 4:34pm
  • women into cats > women into dogs.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 10:39am
  • I'm allergic to cats, so i don't like guys who have them. Dogs are fine though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 5:26pm
  • Never trust a chick who doesn't like animals.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 9:30am
  • I agree. Dudes and Cats is weird. (You better like dogs ;) )

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:46pm
  • What a tard. Guys who love animals are sexy, period. Also, anyone who advocates running over pets is a sociopath- look it up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 10:40am
  • @ 2:03 i am a girl, and if a dude had 10 cats i'd run like a bat outta hell

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 3:28pm
  • I gotta cat. And chances are I could beat your dog lovin' asses. I like dogs though too, just don't like cleaning up shit. Why do you folks all enjoy cleaning up dog shit so much?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 12:39pm
  • CATS ARE ABSOLUTELY REPULSIVE ANIMALS THEY EAT GARBAGE AND THEY HAVE ASSHOLES THAT ARE EXPOSED GROSSSSSS I HOPE EVERYONE RUNS A CAT OVER WITH THEIR CAR AT LEAST ONCE IN THEIR LIFE ITS THE BEST FEELING EVER!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 10:47am
  • owning a cat is a turn on to me :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 7:50pm
  • how true guys and cats dont mix in my book either...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 11:05pm
  • Cats suck and any guy who has one has extreme issues.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 12:13pm
  • Anybody who doesn't like pets whether it's a dog or cat, has issues. If a woman doesn't like mine, then I know right away that she's only going to be a casual and I don't mind telling her so. Somebody that has pets, and takes proper care of them, shows a lot of good qualities.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 11:11am
  • if you can't play with my pussies i can't with yours

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 9:56am
  • lets make a Saw 6 and put the lady from 10 47 with mice in her pockets in a box filled with cats that have claws...the kicker to this one is there is no way out and she deserves to die

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 1:05pm
  • you guys are all freaks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 1:12pm
  • 1135 - LYING IS NOT COOL LYING MAKES YOU A TOOL MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO BACK TO SCHOOL AND WIPE YOUR CAT DROOL

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 11:31am
  • girls are always dumping me they say its never any fun they say they already have a pussy they dont need another one! he he he

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 12:50am
  • calm down there 10:47

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 10:51am
  • Wow. A guy owning a pet is a positive... shows maturity and kindness. Cats are wayyyyy lower maintenance. If you own an outdoor cat, chances are you never clean up anything. I'm not picking up shit. That's not America. That's not even Mexico.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 6:47pm
  • 11:35 "Ever seen a guy walking a cat get any pussy" No, cuz I've never seen somebody fucking WALKING A CAT! Are you retarded? Hey, let's all be cool and make extremely generalized statements about people who own a certain species of animal! Yeah!! And before y'all start hatin, I am female, I own a dog, a cat, a snake, and a lizard and I've never had a problem getting laid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 5:30pm
  • Somebody was scratched as a child...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 10:49am
  • Im a girl who prefers cats, honestly. Also, checking in from the 816!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 11:54am
  • animals are animals man don't be douchebags about it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 1:13pm
  • 10:47 sounds like a serial killer....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 10:55am
  • May be a someecards but it's funny she had nerve to actually say it to someone

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 1:11pm
  • This is a SomeECard - poser

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 10:48am
  • Teehee... Kitty...

    Submitted by Philbilly16 on May 15, 11 at 3:54pm
  • so what if it's an E card? i'm pretty sure you can quote it. damn people chill your pants.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 6:00pm
  • I guess she won't ever get to see my 'kitty', then. A shame.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 8:08pm
  • dude what the fuck cats are the best. if i was a girl, and a dude had like 10 cats, i'd be like fuck me now

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 2:03pm
  • alot of people are allergic to cats

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 1:03pm
  • 2:03: Thats just fuckin creepy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 3:04pm
  • whatever, people who hate cats are just stupid, unreasonable, and illogical.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 4:02pm
  • Does it count if I rescued my cat from a breeder that treated the cats like shit?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 4:54am
  • HATE cats. despicable creatures. agree with this post, you have a kitten you won't be seeing mine. im a dog lover <3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 5:14am
  • 10:55 agreed Personally, a man with a cat tells me he can be gentle on the outside. Gentle on the outside means that they are normally a freak in the bed. so... cat=freak

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 11:34pm
  • way to weed out a bad one! If you don't like my pets, I don't like you!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 9:06am
  • what a bitch. pun not intended.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 9:24pm
  • ok i'm sorry but cats are disgusting - litterboxes, exposed assholes (with high tails), cat puke, and cat food = people who are fucking weird lonely prudes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 1:03pm
  • 12:39, I own both a cat and a dog and litter boxes are no cup of tea either...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 12:43pm
  • Owning a cat means you fucking get it in

    Submitted by nuuutttttsaaacl on Jul 17, 10 at 5:54pm
  • June 3, 2009 11:24AM hand over your man card! also, no one cares how much trim you pull or what type of trim that was. men who own cats are pussies, plain and simple. people who purchase pets are needy and insecure. people who rescue animals are cool. bleeding hearts, but cool.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 4:29pm
  • Cats suck. They are stuck up bastards.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 10:54am